whoa i have a face.

whoa i have a face.

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.


feliciakainzandtorishai:

pippaofburgess:

mooneymannyinthesky:

worstvikign:

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I WAS HOPING THIS WOULD BE THE AUDIO WHEN I SAW THE GIF

 THIS IS GOLD 

Now someone make a video with that

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inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard)

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

(Source: cheezboiga)

theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

(Source: clracomalfoy)

(Source: lokisacolyte)

gairo:

DSCF0894 (by Kazu Camera)

gairo:

DSCF0894 (by Kazu Camera)

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

dion-thesocialist:

All it takes is one event to set a precedent. If Darren Wilson is arrested for, charged with, and convicted of the murder of Michael Brown, then that means ALL cops can be held accountable for their actions. It means the people can ALWAYS rise up and fight back against police brutality. 

That’s what the cops and National Guard in Ferguson is fighting against. They don’t want this standard to be set.

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

pgoob:

"two words…six letters…say it, and i’m yours…"

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